What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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So, the docs changed it to read

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

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Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is it difficult to get a job?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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No go.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you prefer wired headphones or wireless earbuds?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?

They put up a sign reading

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Unacceptable again!